Job Description

🛸💜 NEW HAVEN, CT. PLEASE STOP SCROLLING. THE RACCOONS HAVE A JOB ANNOUNCEMENT. 💜🛸🚨

📡 Breaking news from the Department of Extremely Important Things:

WE NEED A BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN. 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♂️

Yes, YOU. The person reading this while ignoring 47 unread texts and wondering what to eat for dinner. 👀🍕 THIS COULD BE YOUR MOMENT.

💰 $22–$30 AN HOUR! 💸

Your bank account just sat up a little straighter. 💅

📍 NEW HAVEN, CONNECTICUT

🧠 WHAT WILL YOU ACTUALLY DO?

🎲 Play games with a child while helping them learn important skills.

🧩 Turn learning into fun instead of making it feel like homework from the Underworld.

🎉 Celebrate progress like someone just announced FREE TACOS FOR LIFE. 🌮

💜 Help a child build confidence, learn, grow, and reach their goals.

Basically, you get to do meaningful work while bringing good energy into a child's world. 🥹✨

👽 WHO ARE WE TRYING TO ABDUCT— I MEAN, HIRE?

🦄 Someone patient and dependable.

🎭 Someone who isn't afraid to be a little silly.

🧸 Someone who enjoys working with kids.

🌟 ABA experience or RBT certification? AMAZING! Not experienced yet? Training and guidance may be available for the right person!

🚨 THE PLOT THICKENS…

We need someone to join us ASAP! Not in a creepy, standing-outside-your-house way. 😭😂 Just in a we have an awesome opportunity and would LOVE to find our person soon kind of way!

💥 THE PERKS OF BEING OUR KIND OF WEIRD:

💵 $22–$30/hour

🎯 Meaningful one-on-one work

🎲 Play-based learning

💜 The chance to make a genuine difference

📣 NEW HAVEN, WE'RE CALLING ON THE FUN, THE KIND, THE SLIGHTLY CHAOTIC (BUT RESPONSIBLE) HUMANS!

📩 MESSAGE ME TODAY IF YOU'RE INTERESTED!

Come help a child grow, make a difference, and give the raccoons one less thing to worry about. 🦝📋💜

The raccoons are unpaid marketing interns. Please respect their privacy. 😂