Job Description

🛑🌲🦌 ALERT: WE’RE LOOKING FOR A AWESOME HUMAN. HEART OF GOLD REQUIRED. SENSE OF ADVENTURE MANDATORY. FLANNEL SHIRT OPTIONAL. 🌲🦌🛑

New Hartford, Connecticut… we have a job opening, and honestly, the local committee of overly dramatic white-tailed deer in charge of recruitment is stomping their hooves impatiently. 🦌📋

They’ve sniffed the applications.

They’ve chewed on the blueprints.

They’ve unanimously snorted: WE NEED YOU. 😭😂

💜🎉 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA! 🎉💜

📍 NEW HARTFORD, CT

💰 $25–$30 PER HOUR!

🧩 HELP A CHILD THRIVE IN A ROLE THAT IS ACTUALLY FULFILLING!

🧪 THE VERY UNOFFICIAL HUMAN VIBE CHECK

Please proceed only if you can survive these highly advanced, deeply scientific questions:

🧦 Can you keep your cool when the day decides to completely improvise?

🎨 Can you turn a pile of building blocks into a mega-fortress without a blueprint?

🏆 Can you celebrate a kiddo mastering a new skill like they just won a gold medal? 🥇

🦆 Can you pull off being a total goofball while still keeping your eye on the goals?

💜 Do you genuinely want to help a child build confidence and learn new skills?

If you answered yes…

CONGRATULATIONS. THE NEW HARTFORD WILDLIFE BOARD HAS APPROVED YOUR VIBE. 🦌✅

🎮 YOUR NEW GIG: PLAYTIME WITH A PURPOSE!

You’ll work one-on-one with a wonderful child, helping them grow, learn, and hit amazing milestones through interactive, engaging activities.

Your daily missions might include:

🧩 Slipping learning goals secretly into a game of hide-and-seek.

🎲 Playing board games to teach the fine art of taking turns.

🎨 Finding creative, artistic ways to keep things exciting.

🌟 Throwing mini-parties for every single tiny breakthrough.

💜 Supporting autistic children as they explore, learn, and succeed.

Skip the corporate grind of staring at computer screens until you turn into a statue. Instead, use your patience, kindness, and energy to make a real, lasting impact.

IT’S COOPERATIVE WORK, BUILT AROUND REAL HUMAN CONNECTION. 🥹💜

💸 THE PART YOUR WALLET IS BEGGING YOU TO READ

💰 $25–$30 PER HOUR!

Your bank account just stood up and cheered.

Your coffee fund just threw a party. ☕📈

⏰ FLEXIBLE PART-TIME SHIFTS

We offer schedule options built to slide seamlessly around your college classes, family life, or other gig commitments.

🎓 LEVEL UP YOUR RESUME!

If you're pursuing a future in Psychology, Education, Special Ed, or Speech Therapy, this hands-on experience is exactly what grad schools love to see.

🤝 ABSOLUTELY NO ABA EXPERIENCE? NO PANIC.

We don't expect you to walk through the door with a textbook memorized.

NO RBT CERTIFICATION REQUIRED TO START!

We supply the training. You supply the heart, dependability, and willingness to learn.

🦸 THE SPECS: HUMAN EDITION

✅ You care about making people smile.

✅ You have patience to spare when learning takes time.

✅ You show up on time and take your commitments seriously.

✅ You bring warm, positive energy to the table.

✅ You’re open to learning and growing every day.

🚨 BONUS POINTS IF YOU CAN PARTICIPATE IN A TEA PARTY WHILE SERIOUSLY DISCUSSING STRATEGY.

Please do not actually drink the plastic tea. HR is watching. 😭☕

📣 NEW HARTFORD, YOUR NEXT CHAPTER STARTS NOW.

A job paying $25–$30/hour.

High-quality training and transferable skills.

The chance to be a child’s absolute favorite part of the week.

And 100% freedom from being a corporate robot. 🤖❌

💜 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA

📍 New Hartford, Connecticut

💸 $25–$30 per hour

🎓 RBT certification not required to apply!

📞 INTERESTED? DROP US A LINE OR SEND A MESSAGE RIGHT NOW!