Job Description

🛑🍕💜 BREAKING: LOCAL HUMAN NEEDED. MUST HAVE A HEART. BRAIN ALSO RECOMMENDED. SENSE OF HUMOR? EXTREMELY ENCOURAGED. 💜🍕🛑

New Haven, Connecticut… we have a job opening, and frankly, the imaginary committee of raccoons in charge of this announcement is getting impatient. 🦝📋

They've reviewed the applications.

They've eaten the paperwork.

They've unanimously decided: WE NEED YOU. 😭😂

💜🎉 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA! 🎉💜

📍 NEW HAVEN, CT

💰 $25–$30 PER HOUR!

🧩 HELP A CHILD GROW WHILE DOING WORK THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS!

🧪 THE VERY UNOFFICIAL HUMAN VIBE CHECK

Please continue only if you can survive the following highly scientific questions:

🧦 Can you remain calm when things don't go according to plan?

🎨 Can you make an ordinary activity fun without requiring a Broadway production budget?

🏆 Can you celebrate someone's progress like they just invented sliced bread?

🦆 Can you be silly without losing sight of your responsibilities?

💜 Do you genuinely care about helping children learn new skills and build confidence?

If you answered yes…

CONGRATULATIONS. THE RACCOONS HAVE APPROVED YOUR EXISTENCE. 🦝✅

🎮 YOUR NEW JOB: SIDE QUESTS WITH A PURPOSE!

You'll work one-on-one with a child, helping them develop skills, build confidence, and learn through engaging activities.

Your mission may involve:

🧩 Turning everyday moments into learning opportunities.

🎲 Playing games while supporting meaningful goals.

🎨 Getting creative and finding fun ways to engage.

🌟 Celebrating progress, even when it's a small step.

💜 Supporting autistic children as they learn and thrive.

Think less staring at a spreadsheet until your soul leaves your body and more using patience, creativity, and encouragement to make someone's day better.

THIS ISN'T JUST PLAYTIME. IT'S PLAYTIME WITH A PURPOSE. 🥹💜

💸 LET'S TALK ABOUT THE PART YOUR BANK ACCOUNT ACTUALLY READ.

💰 $25–$30 PER HOUR!

Your checking account just sat up.

Your savings account opened one eye.

Your coffee budget has requested an emergency meeting. ☕📈

⏰ LOOKING FOR PART-TIME WORK?

Ask about available scheduling options that may fit around school or other responsibilities.

🎓 BUILD YOUR EXPERIENCE!

Interested in psychology, education, special education, or speech therapy? This could be a great opportunity to gain hands-on experience working with children.

🤝 NEW TO ABA?

Don't panic. Nobody is expecting you to arrive carrying a briefcase full of magical behavior knowledge.

RBT CERTIFICATION IS NOT REQUIRED!

We're looking for someone caring, dependable, patient, and willing to learn.

🦸 THE REQUIREMENTS: HUMAN EDITION

✅ You care about people.

✅ You can be patient when learning takes time.

✅ You show up and take your responsibilities seriously.

✅ You bring positive energy and a willingness to engage.

✅ You're ready to learn and accept guidance.

✅ You want your work to mean something.

🚨 BONUS POINTS IF YOU CAN MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH WITHOUT INHALING A CRAYON.

Please do not actually inhale crayons. HR is begging you. 😭🖍️

📣 NEW HAVEN, YOUR PLOT TWIST IS HERE.

A job that pays $25–$30/hour.

An opportunity to develop valuable skills.

A chance to help a child learn, grow, and reach meaningful goals.

And absolutely no requirement to be a perfectly polished corporate robot. 🤖❌

💜 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA

📍 New Haven, Connecticut

💸 $25–$30 per hour

🎓 RBT certification not required

📞 INTERESTED? SEND US A MESSAGE OR GIVE US A CALL!

Come join a team where patience matters, progress deserves celebrating, and the little things can make a BIG difference.

🦝 P.S. The raccoons have left the building. They said if you don't apply, they're taking your spot.

They're not qualified, but they're very confident. 😂💜