📺💜 BREAKING NEWS: LOCAL KIDS NEED A HYPE PERSON 💜📺
Reporting live from New Providence, NJ 07504 🎤
Sources confirm there is a serious shortage of people who will cheer way too loudly over a completed puzzle. Experts are calling it “a crisis.” We are calling it YOU. 👀
🎉 NOW HIRING: Behavior Technician / ABA Para 🎉
💸 $20-$30 per hour
🧩 1-on-1 with a child | 🕒 Part-time
💜 RBT certification NOT required!
🔍 WITNESSES REPORT THE FOLLOWING SYMPTOMS (you may be qualified if you have 3+):
🦖 Your energy level is “toddler who just learned to run”
🎲 You take UNO personally
📣 You’ve yelled “GOOD JOB!!!” loud enough to turn heads
🤪 You make random silly noises with zero explanation
💜 You have a big heart and love celebrating kids’ wins, big or small
Diagnosis: you’re perfect for this job. 🏆
🎪 WHAT YOU’LL ACTUALLY DO
🎨 Play, color, and create alongside a child
🧠 Sneak real skill-building into games (the kids will never know. SHHH.)
🌟 Celebrate progress like it’s the championship final
💜 Support autistic children as they learn, grow, and thrive
💰 THE FINANCIAL REPORT
Your wallet: “Wait, are we healing?” 😭
Your landlord: “Rent is still due.”
You: “EVERYONE STAY CALM.” 😂
✨ WHY THIS GIG ROCKS
⏰ Flexible part-time hours, great with school or another job
🎓 Perfect hands-on experience for psychology, education, special ed, or speech therapy students
🤝 Training and support provided. No experience as a professional dinosaur needed 🦖
🙌 Dependable, patient, kind, and ready to have fun? You’re our person.
📍 New Providence, NJ 07504
💸 $20-$30/hr
💜 No RBT? No problem!
📞 Message or call us today!
Come for the paycheck. Stay for the purpose. 💜
OOS Energy is founded in 2017 to provide Drilling and Plugging & Abandonment services to the oil & gas industry. In 2019, OOS Energy has obtained the management contract for the drilling semi-submersible Frida I, to provide drilling services in the Gulf of Mexico.The Frida I is a DP2, drilling semi-submersible, suitable for Water Depths up to 2400m in DP mode and up to 500m when the unit is moored. OOS Energy was responsible for the mobilization of the unit from Brasil and the installation of the mooring system. OOS Energy has the commercial and operational management of a number of stranded assets (drill ships, semi submersibles, jack-ups). Please contact our office for more information.
